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ColinD

'The Onion' Headlines for Debate

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Come up with Onion-style headlines for debate. I'll start.

 

"It'll Be One Off" Says Novice Ready to Slay on the States CP

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11 minutes ago, businessmonkey said:

Breaking News: Public Forum Debater masters Lexis Nexus

Get Over It! The Debate Activity I Do is Just Superior to the Debate Activity That You Do

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1 hour ago, ColinD said:

Get Over It! The Debate Activity I Do is Just Superior to the Debate Activity That You Do

lol tbf you don't see gymnasts arguing over whether the pommel horse or uneven bars are better

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5 hours ago, businessmonkey said:

lol tbf you don't see gymnasts arguing over whether the pommel horse or uneven bars are better 

 

Those uneven bars people are just unbalanced.

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Policy Debater Switches to LD: Mom Judges "Outraged", Go On Strike.

 

(This is a real thing that happened to me once, a mom judge refused to take the ballot because I was on it and "counterplans and Ks don't belong in LD".)

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